Funny Stuff
So, Scott and I have been trying to read to the kids from the scriptures every night before they go to bed. I used to read a chapter to them every night, but lately they seemed to be bored and would start playing with their toys instead of listening. So, we decided we would just read a couple of verses and then discuss them with the kids. Last night Scott was reading out of the Book of Mormon in 2 Nephi, where Nephi quotes Isaiah. It was talking about men being prideful or as the scriptures say, the loftiness of men and how they will be made low and the lord alone will be exalted. So, we are discussing this, and Scott is trying to teach the kids that it’s not good to be prideful. Well, Jaxon and Parker started coming up with some ideas of what not to do:
Jaxon: “It wouldn’t be good to walk up to someone and say, ‘You’re lame.’ That would be bad.”
Jaxon sits there thinking for a while and then says, “It wouldn’t be good to walk up to someone and say, ‘You’re hideous.’
Parker: “It wouldn’t be good to walk up to someone and say, ‘You’re stupid.’ Or it wouldn’t be good to walk up to someone and punch them in the face.”
Somehow they also talked about not acting like they are cooler than everyone else either. So, then this morning this is what happened:
Keaton: “I’m cool. I’m cool.”
Jaxon: “You’re lofty. You will be cut down.”
Keaton: “I’m cool.”
Jaxon: “Nobody’s cool. I’m awesome. Nobody can be cool.”
Wow, I’m so glad they understood what we were trying to say! Of course nobody can be cool, they can only be awesome. But, then something else happened just a few minutes ago.
I found a lost DVD, and Keaton got all excited about it.
Keaton: “Wait to go mom. You did it! You found the movie! You’re awwwww……(he trailed off and didn’t finish what he was going to say)”
Me: “I’m awesome!”
Keaton: “No you’re not awesome. Jesus will cut you open.”
So, yeah, explaining the scriptures as we go is apparently working out really well!! We are such cool….errrr….awesome….errrr…..well some kind of parents.


